Saturday, April 12, 2008

KRA zee zee Y (Crazy)

***Anything For Love***
This is the ultimate example of my love for Shahid Kapur and the heights of imagination.
*** Ready-steady-imagine ***



1. I will enroll into Shaiamak Dawar’s dance classes. Soon. I will be spotted as the “wow” dancer (its just imagination..so do not smirk). One day Shiamak himself will come to the class and spot me (wild wild dreams). Soon I will be among his few lead dancers (along with being employed with my current firm and being paid form both ends.). For, this one particular show, where obviously Shahid dances, we would be the dancers. But as GOD (or maybe I) would want it, the girl supposed to dance with Shahid will sprain her leg (Poor poor her). Then Shiamak would come running to me to take her place, which I would graciously accept as a sincere student and not out of craze for Shahid Kapur ( whom are you kidding girl). The moment we start dancing together Shahid would look into my eyes and fall in love with me as if we were meant to be together, forever. But with the hustle bustle backstage we leave. Unable to stop thinking about me, he checks out my whereabouts with Shiamak(ofcourse).

*** To reach the last scene I have imagined a few ways. The last though remains the same. So, the last scene at the end***

2. Me with a few friends would start our own restaurant business. (at least sounds more reasonable than being the lead in Shaimak’s group). And as destiny would have it, the restaurant would be a hit and visited by the crème-de-la-crème. (shahid obviously falling into that category). Once when he visits Pune, he would decide to come to dine at our restaurant (I am already getting goose bumps.. Shy). As a responsible person (responsible and you?.. hahhahah) I would obviously go to check out if our guest is having a good time and during our formal but pleasant conversation Shahid would be blown over by me (yeah who else… Creep). Unable to stop thinking about me, he would call the restaurant the next day and get my whereabouts.

3. For some weird reason (tell me something I don’t know… you are weird girl), I would move to Bombay (that’s weird coz I am, again, for some weird reason not interested in going to Bombay). Again, for some weird reason my organization would have free memberships for its employees in the Gym, where obviously Shahid works out (now I get the point of all the weird reasons). Hip Hip Hurray! And again for some weird reason we would be at the Gym at the same time. For another weird reason one fine day all the trainers decide to bunk (yeah ..that’s weird too). And me, this innocent novice at workouts, would be wondering what to do, when for some weird reason, Shahid would approach me and help me with working out. Then he obviously would be blown over by me (that’s for obvious reasons… not weird). Then again for some weird reason I move back to Pune the next day. Unable to stop thinking about me, he would check out my whereabouts from the Gym, (which now obviously has my details)

4. (The least my imagination has run is with this). For our organization’s annual day function, the guest of honor would be Shahid Kapur. As the stars(of the sky) would have planned it, I would be nominated for an award, which I would obviously win and would receive from Shahid (eyes rolling). Then we would have a party with all the winners and Shahid (my dil goes mmm). And after having a nice chat, he would (the best part) be blown over by me (blown over by me? it sounds so easy. hahah). . Unable to stop thinking about me, he would call up the organizers the next day and check out my whereabouts.

5. (This one would sound like I have gone bonkers) Shahid has recurring dreams about his last life, where he and his sweetheart were not able to have a life together.(Ye Zaalim duniya ki reet). (that dreams the reason why Kareena and he broke off finally.. yeah.. now we get the reason). In his dreams, the first time he saw his sweetheart would be in a temple (cliché at its best). The girl clad in a blue salwar kurta with the dupatta on her head, heading down from the stairs. He is standing at the foot of the temple. She is walking down the stairs. At God.s will the wind blows and take her dupatta with it. The dupatta lands on him. (Creep. Raji cant get any worse). He turns to look and his eyes rest on her. Its love at first sight. That was the past life. In this life, the girl’s in a blue denim and tshirt, with a scraf on her head (yeah that’s me). The GOD’s will is again at work taking the white scarf with it. Then history repeats and its love at first sight. Plus it is an answer to his dreams. The girl of his dreams (just a little modernized). As I walk past, my office ID card falls off (nothing unusual there... I am that clumsy). . Unable to stop thinking about me, he would call up my firm and check out my whereabouts.

Phew!!! That’s quite a few ways to reach Shahid. I sincerely pray to the Lord that the “Law of Attraction” works.

Last Scene: (Assumption: he knows all about me now)
From then on, everyday that I reach office there is a big bouquet waiting for me, from anonymous (adding the mystery angle to hypothetical scenes... lol). This goes on for a week. Then one Monday morning as I walk towards my work place, I see a lot of people gathered. A crowd, basically. The moment I walk towards the crowd, they make way for me. The whole reception is decorated with flowers. My photos running through all the LCD’s in the reception. As I stand there amazed, Shahid walks towards me (he is wearing the outfit he wore in Mauja Hi Mauja… mush-mush). I am spell bound (obviouslyyyyyyyyy). He walks up to me, bends down and proposes me (even writing this makes me wanna jump up and down……..aaaaaaaaaaa shout). I nod in affirmative. He picks me up and we run away to living happily ever after. (let the lord bless my dreams)

(well I might as well have added this in the “Day Dreams” post. Giggle)

First you build your castles in the air, then you build the foundations under them.” - Henry David Thoreau
(my castle is ready… there is no raw material available to build a foundation beneath this crazy castle.. lol)